Welcome to Aperture Laboratories.
If my dog wants my attention, she quickly licks my mute button on my laptop so my music will shut off and i will pet her
im not kidding
this is mesmerizing.
non equine blogs have reblogged this? Because that’s really cool because horses and stuff.
Alright this is absolutely fantastic
But can we talk about how either 51,231 people have seen someone die or a bunch of people just reblogged a loop gif of a hurdle
Hello I am from tumblr and I understood that reference that you have just made
im so confused and i demand to be informed
How did I fall in love with…
A man with tattoos and a handlebar mustache,
A man with a fabulous ginger beard,
A man who traps animals and goes on "Murder breaks",
A man with a serious temper, and his cat-loving wife,
A man that screams and has a large nose,
And a man that loves roses and regrets a few jokes.
what pop culture thinks jim kirk is like: doesn’t remember the names of the thousands of ladies he’s slept with; must have fathered a zillion abandoned kids; constantly hitting on the women; eternally bang bang shebanging; nonstop love machine; womanizing dongpile; smarmy flirtmaster; smoochy powerstud
what jim kirk is actually like: nerdy feminist quoting shakespeare who likes to play dress-up; turned on by strong, intelligent women and the way spock touches walls